A truly touching story….
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England, Wales, and , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been screwed laddie?'
She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'