This kind of brought a rear to my eye! It is important that we sometimes need to step back and try to understand the wants and needs of "the other gender".
A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac gymnast
With big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me hunting, fishing and drinking. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap.