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Sunday, January 16, 2011

Sweet Tea !

Yep....I know that I should NOT post this.... but....y'all know me well enough by now to expect this type of crap every now and then.
It probably be interesting on the comments to this!

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"


  1. Why are the things one shouldn't say always the best? I HATE violence toward people weaker than the perpetrator and I would probably let off nearly any wife accused of killing her husband were I on the jury and there was evidence of beating - truly. That said, funny is funny - it made me think of the question of what one tells a woman with two black eyes, the answer being, "Nothing - she's already been told twice!" I join you in the shooting gallery here.

  2. Ladies PLEASE NOTE...that comment above was from DAVID SHAG..(Not ME). I could never tell such a "politically incorrect joke"..... more than once!


    But don't worry about that other comment. We all know DavidShag ;) (love ya, DS)