New Kid (yeah right!!!!) on the Blog

New Kid (yeah right!!!!) on the Blog

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Old Sea Story

Old Sea Story Parable

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps

it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded,

"Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight

to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you

guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."

He continued, " Leo you change with

Jerry. Tony you change with Bert and Bob you

change with Ed."


Someone may come along and

promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling

any better.


  1. Jeez...between my friend Tammy back home, Paul here, and now, you--I've laughed myself silly this morning, Dave.

    I posted my latest offering at What Was I Thinking? in your honor, Dave, but I should probably go back and edit the dedication to include good ol' Paul along with good ol' Dave.

    Don't let it go to your head, okay?

    *hugs Dave bigly*

    (Okay--you, too, Paul; I know how you get.)

  2. If that isn't the truth, I never read it.